irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
lexieloveyoulikeacupcake: maybe the reason why some of us stay up all night and sleep all day is because we were meant to live on the other side of the planet ….This makes a disturbing amount of sense…
theyellowbrickroad: money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars
toadlyoko: So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
do you ever feel like everyone else is progressing in life and you’re not lol
when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and boys